The Chive -- The Alternative To The Alternative

Charlton, NY -- The new alternative daily The Chive was launched today, finally verifying reports that a number of unemployed journalists had been hard at work on an undisclosed creation.  The blog, which has plans to launch a television network "within the next five years", proposes "to examine the unexamined life and question the unquestioned assumption".  According to a spokesperson, The Chive will also cover sports.